THIS WEEK’S UNFUCK YOURSELF: on Gaza, on roommate drama, on how to talk to your coworker’s stupid fucking baby.
Tips that include…
- Ask the mother some variation on, “So, how’s motherhood?” and listen patiently while thinking about your own crippling fear of responsibility and vaginal tearing.
- Jingle your keys in front of the baby’s face while humming a childhood tune or while taunting, “I know how to drive and YOOOOU DON’T.”
- Do not ask who the father is.
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