An early morning Unfuck Yourself this week over at hazlittmag, with a special appearance BY MY FATHER who managed to reference “the gulags” only once! We answer your burning questions such as: 1. Should you tell your coworker to stop dragging her goddamn feet? 2. How do I tell my roommate to flush her poops when she poops? 3. Why doesn’t my sister-in-law like me?
It is the same Unfuck Yourself that you know and love, but with 100 per cent more SHORT SENIOR CITIZEN INDIAN IMMIGRANT.
This week’s Unfuck Yourself has some GOODS. There are: 1. A list of things only men can do with Q-Tips including “swabbing the inside of your mouth to determine if you are, in fact, the father.” 2. Dealing with your shitty stoner friend. 3. A legitimately serious question about domestic abuse. 4. DON’T SLEEP WITH YOUR FRIENDS, OKAY??