1. "We didn’t do it."

    "We didn’t do it."

  2. I hope they signed a prenup.

    I hope they signed a prenup.

  3. I think Siri knows when you’re drunk.

    I think Siri knows when you’re drunk.

  4. Is this love

    Is this love

  5. .@scottdeveau hates it when I repost these things because it takes away his power but who cares. (PS this photo was taken in 2002.)

    .@scottdeveau hates it when I repost these things because it takes away his power but who cares. (PS this photo was taken in 2002.)

  6. Please follow @hazlittmag on Instagram because I am running it and making it verrrrry stupid.

    Please follow @hazlittmag on Instagram because I am running it and making it verrrrry stupid.

  7. The most important part of this week’s column over at hazlittmag is that I spend a few hundred words talking about HOW MUCH I HATE MR. DARCY and also write the words, “Mr. Darcy is the Robin Thicke of the 1800s, and Benedict Cumberbatch looks like the vacuum from The Brave Little Toaster.”I’ll show myself out. PLEASE READ THIS DUMB THING: http://penguinrandomhouse.ca/hazlitt/blog/why-doesnt-my-partner-want-work-me

    The most important part of this week’s column over at hazlittmag is that I spend a few hundred words talking about HOW MUCH I HATE MR. DARCY and also write the words, “Mr. Darcy is the Robin Thicke of the 1800s, and Benedict Cumberbatch looks like the vacuum from The Brave Little Toaster.”

    I’ll show myself out.

    PLEASE READ THIS DUMB THING: http://penguinrandomhouse.ca/hazlitt/blog/why-doesnt-my-partner-want-work-me

  8. Horrible trash-person @haleycullingham put my words and my mug in Maisonneuve this month. Buy it so that you can draw things on my face.

    Horrible trash-person @haleycullingham put my words and my mug in Maisonneuve this month. Buy it so that you can draw things on my face.

  9. I was about to donate some terrible self-help book that is inexplicably in my apartment but it’s a good thing I looked inside first because look at this ridiculous picture of my mom that was tucked in the jacket.

    I was about to donate some terrible self-help book that is inexplicably in my apartment but it’s a good thing I looked inside first because look at this ridiculous picture of my mom that was tucked in the jacket.

  10. "I can’t believe @mattbraga called me fat."

    "I can’t believe @mattbraga called me fat."

  11. THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

    THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

  12. THIS IS ANTI-FEMALE, NETFLIX.

    THIS IS ANTI-FEMALE, NETFLIX.

  13. HELLO!!!!!!
This week’s advice is plentiful. We have:1. Questions about text-flirting with a married lady2. Questions about your pre-teen niece’s poor vocal fry3. Questions about your fondling bosses4. Tips for how you should feel about Ray Rice
So head over to hazlittmag and reeeeeeead meeeeeee: http://penguinrandomhouse.ca/hazlitt/blog/it-okay-text-flirt-married-woman

    HELLO!!!!!!

    This week’s advice is plentiful. We have:
    1. Questions about text-flirting with a married lady
    2. Questions about your pre-teen niece’s poor vocal fry
    3. Questions about your fondling bosses
    4. Tips for how you should feel about Ray Rice

    So head over to hazlittmag and reeeeeeead meeeeeee: http://penguinrandomhouse.ca/hazlitt/blog/it-okay-text-flirt-married-woman

  14. Bridal Party 4 Rent

    Bridal Party 4 Rent

  15. Was I born a Duggar?????

    Was I born a Duggar?????

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