1. good news everyone

    good news everyone

  2. HELLO!!
An early morning Unfuck Yourself this week over at hazlittmag, with a special appearance BY MY FATHER who managed to reference “the gulags” only once! We answer your burning questions such as: 1. Should you tell your coworker to stop dragging her goddamn feet?  2. How do I tell my roommate to flush her poops when she poops?  3. Why doesn’t my sister-in-law like me? 

It is the same Unfuck Yourself that you know and love, but with 100 per cent more SHORT SENIOR CITIZEN INDIAN IMMIGRANT.
 READ ME: http://hazli.tt/m9

    HELLO!!

    An early morning Unfuck Yourself this week over at hazlittmag, with a special appearance BY MY FATHER who managed to reference “the gulags” only once! We answer your burning questions such as:
    1. Should you tell your coworker to stop dragging her goddamn feet?
    2. How do I tell my roommate to flush her poops when she poops?
    3. Why doesn’t my sister-in-law like me?

    It is the same Unfuck Yourself that you know and love, but with 100 per cent more SHORT SENIOR CITIZEN INDIAN IMMIGRANT.

    READ ME: http://hazli.tt/m9

  3. "It’s just a sad week."

    "It’s just a sad week."

  4. She read me an entire short story in the park while I ate all her cheese and suppressed my farts.

    She read me an entire short story in the park while I ate all her cheese and suppressed my farts.

  5. "What are you doing? I don’t care. Pet me."

    "What are you doing? I don’t care. Pet me."

  6. #eyebrowgame

    #eyebrowgame

  7. "You smell like sausage."

    "You smell like sausage."

  8. Finally, I got my dad to answer questions to next week’s installment of Unfuck Yourselfon hazlittmag. 
You can still submit your questions here: http://hazli.tt/d9

    Finally, I got my dad to answer questions to next week’s installment of Unfuck Yourselfon hazlittmag.

    You can still submit your questions here: http://hazli.tt/d9

  9. Reblogged from: realitytvgifs
  10. HI I’M BAAAAACK
This week’s Unfuck Yourself has some GOODS. There are: 1. A list of things only men can do with Q-Tips including “swabbing the inside of your mouth to determine if you are, in fact, the father.” 2. Dealing with your shitty stoner friend. 3. A legitimately serious question about domestic abuse.  4. DON’T SLEEP WITH YOUR FRIENDS, OKAY??

Reaaaaaad meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: http://hazli.tt/lv

    HI I’M BAAAAACK

    This week’s Unfuck Yourself has some GOODS. There are:
    1. A list of things only men can do with Q-Tips including “swabbing the inside of your mouth to determine if you are, in fact, the father.”
    2. Dealing with your shitty stoner friend.
    3. A legitimately serious question about domestic abuse.
    4. DON’T SLEEP WITH YOUR FRIENDS, OKAY??

    Reaaaaaad meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: http://hazli.tt/lv

  11. "Welcome home. You looked fat in your bathing suit."

    "Welcome home. You looked fat in your bathing suit."

  12. NOT MY WORST (probably my worst)

    NOT MY WORST (probably my worst)

  13. We rented Barbie’s convertible and drove with the top down all weekend.

    We rented Barbie’s convertible and drove with the top down all weekend.

  14. "I don’t care if you think I’m racist, I just want you to think I’m thin."

    "I don’t care if you think I’m racist, I just want you to think I’m thin."

  15. Nice weekend.

    Nice weekend.

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